Hi. I’m Natalie. I’m kind of cool, I guess. I like dope ass music, sweet ass movies, and watching baseball. I like cheap beer that tastes good and moderately priced cigarettes that taste better than both the expensive ones and the cheap ones. I eat more food than I should, but my metabolism is out of control, so it’s cool. Mayonnaise is disgusting. Seafood is amazing. I like cuddling with my boyfriend in my super comfortable bed it’s fantastic and he’s cute. I don’t like people who have no common sense.

I’m kind of intelligent. I like to read books sometimes, they’re neat. I like to learn things because it makes me a less ignorant person. There are way too many ignorant people in the world. They’re silly.

I write music on the computer because I am a nerd. I will never make money off of it or go on tour because I don’t write music that I expect people to like.